My Friend

Yes you are my friend and I\'ll always have your back,

But face it , you always SLACK.

You are my friend always and to the end,

But face it, guys like it when you BEND.

You are great and have been with me always,

But face it, your boobs fall out in the HALLWAYS.

You are the best, you\'re so cool,

But face it, when guys see you they DROOL.

You are my friend always and forever,

But just simply face it, YOU ARE SUCH A HEIFER!